Dialogue between selenite and me about the knitting pattern I'm working on.

Me: The pattern says "These instructions are somewhat more difficult than the afterthought heel instructions but will achieve the look that is represented in the stocking photograph." Guess which one I'm doing? "Somewhat More Difficult" is my middle name. You didn't know that, did you? "Addah" is actually an obscure Welsh word for "Somewhat More Difficult".

selenite: I didn't know that.

Me: Well, you do now.

selenite: I do now. But I'm not surprised.