Sorry to be confusing - they're one of the vegetarian kind. :-)

That news article is hilarious; I would have laughed my head off (after I got done screaming at them that I told them it was garlic paste and demanded that they recompense me for all the time (and garlic paste) wasted.)

And then I would still call it my Garlic of Doooom even after no one else still found it funny. ;-)