I just do NOT have the time and energy to deal with ebay. I don't have a seller's account set up. I don't want to - I'm afraid I'd just end up losing money from fees and such. And the amazing HASSLE of packaging something up and getting to the post office and standing in lines, all while juggling two small children? No.

You do ebay? You're coming for the Annual Housefilk Birthday Bash, yes? How about I give them to you and you can ebay them?