celticdragonfly

I have no excuse whatsover to inflict this on others, but I am anyway.

So the ORAC list had a post comparing Firefly to a viral infection.

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Jackie wrote:
> Not only is the Firefly virus persistant, but there is
> more than one varient as well. (i.e. the Jayne strain,
> Mal-aria)

Me:
And clearly you've been con-Tam-inated with the virus. Your symptoms
are right out of the Book. You know, this kind of infectious problem
gets spread because people don't Wash enough.
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In chat with

selenite

Him: found orac post. you're inflicting lots of Zoe on innocent by-standers.
Me: Clearly I'm going to Frye in the Special Hell for these puns
Me: But I'll keep Cobbling them up anyway
Him: you're being very Mal-icious about this.
Him:I think you need to imitate Reynolds and wrap it up.
Me: You're just Badgering me because I got to the pun opportunity first
Him: this is a real pain in the Ath
Me: Oh, surely you have the Patience for a few more
Me: If it's really too much for you, I suppose you could just give up and come home Early.
Him: that'd be cause for Jubal-ation
Me: That it would!