Turtle mission

[celticdragonfly]

This evening's mission: turtle capitation.

Comments

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

For some reason, one almost never sees "capitation" used as a word by itself. (Gee, I wonder why?)

I must say, I'm feeling a bit combobulated at the idea that your home may soon be plenished with capitated turtles. :-)

[jonzeartist.livejournal.com]

How about "Prepubescent Acrobat Samurai Dachshunds"?

Jon

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Precisely!

If you're really curious, I can tell you that his name is Sheldon, and then you should have all the data needed to find out all about it.

[ciorstan.livejournal.com]

A law office I worked in was handling a case that involved capitation. In fact, one of the parties said during the course of its litigation, that if our client deducts money from its next capitation check, it will be Seriously Displeased.

I was kind of hoping, in a perverse way, that the next check would have the deduction, if only to watch the fur fly. Civil litigation is sort of like legalized warfare-- the object is to win, and nobody gets hurt, except in the wallet.