Egret, n: the way you feel the next morning when the realization that you DID send that email while drunk last night - and furthermore, you hit "reply to all".
Clarification - this did not actually happen. Nobody here's been drunk in years.
Karl's hurt his ribs, and was trying to kiss me in my chair anyway. He couldn't bend, so he was sorta stooping down to do it. I told him he looked like egret. He sighed dramatically, and said "and I've always wanted to live a life with no egrets." I laughed at the pun, and offered the above definition for e-grets. He laughed rather hard, and ow-ed at what that did to his ribs, and told me to post it.
While I'm at it, I'm still lobbying to have this decade be the Twokays. Like there were the seventies and the eighties and the nineties? Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, Y-two-Kay, twokay-one, twokay-two, etc. It's currently twokay-seven.
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Date: 2007-12-12 08:05 am (UTC)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egret
Closest I've every come to a bird strike in the airplane was with one of these.
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Date: 2007-12-12 12:48 pm (UTC)Ahhh, there was tipsying! That explains everything.
*GIGGLE*
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Date: 2007-12-12 01:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-12 04:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-12 05:31 pm (UTC)Karl's hurt his ribs, and was trying to kiss me in my chair anyway. He couldn't bend, so he was sorta stooping down to do it. I told him he looked like egret. He sighed dramatically, and said "and I've always wanted to live a life with no egrets." I laughed at the pun, and offered the above definition for e-grets. He laughed rather hard, and ow-ed at what that did to his ribs, and told me to post it.
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Date: 2007-12-12 05:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-14 03:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-14 03:24 am (UTC)While I'm at it, I'm still lobbying to have this decade be the Twokays. Like there were the seventies and the eighties and the nineties? Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, Y-two-Kay, twokay-one, twokay-two, etc. It's currently twokay-seven.
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Date: 2007-12-29 09:54 pm (UTC)Heehee!