He's perfectly entitled to it, of course, no reason he can't have it just because I can't. That would be silly.
Still. Meanie.
Okay, I'm done being irrational and can move on now.
Edit: He says I can have anything I want if I quiver my chin. So I got one bite. How much harm can one bite do? It was a little bite. Ssshh, don't tell the doctor.