Fear the Danes!

[celticdragonfly]

Thank you patgund - this is great!

World Cringes in Fear of Danish Response

"Listen," says Chair of Danish Studies at Harvard, Sven Huntleigh, "Last time anyone provoked the Danes, the whole lot of them picked up axes, dressed up in bearskins, antlers and horns, then went marching across Europe looting and burning. In short - everybody knows you don't mess with the Danes. They're freakin' crazy!"

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[jazz007.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile in Northern Europe, Danish Prime Minister Mr. Blood-Axe has issued an edict forbidding males between 18 and 45 to shave and has instructed all army officers to "plat their beards, a bit like Gilmli [sic] at Helms Deep - which was so wicked".

First, awesome sentiment :)

Second, wasn't the dwarf's name Gimli? :P

Great read!